I've been looking for the proper moniker for the new mayor of Kenosha.
After all, John was the Prince of Potholes and Sultan of Slippery Streets. But if John was that, the intensity of this year's suspension-damaging excavations makes him an amateur.
So...all hail Bosmo the Bosmanian...KING of the potholes. If they go unrepaired any longer, he won't have to fix them -- they'll be filled with subcompacts and motorcycles!
Bosmo! Bosmo! Bosmo!